"u must be special if niall shared his food with u" sorry I didn't realize international pop star niall horan was starved
"I am a Secret from the world. I am Allison Payne, yes Liam Payne's Secret sister." No stfu
bumping into international pop star harry styles with no security at a starbucks 17 seconds later oops you're in love
you work at nandos and geuss who walks in demanding some peri peri chicken with a side of you
"tongues fighting for dominance" excuse me since when was this a WWE fanfic
"I think I recognize him from some where.." that's probably because he's in the biggest boyband in the world you dipshit
beginning of the story: your parents die Then u move to London and live downstairs from One Direction.
louis is always obsessed with carrots and niall acts like a starving child from africa its embarrassing
when parents aren't even mentioned in any part of the fanfic so like the characters are all livin la vida loca
"I put on some dark wash high waist bedazzled shorts and a slinky red top as I curled my long hair and put on makeup."
when Niall calls you princess every second "hey princess I love you princess aw princess ur so pretty ur my princess"
im dying whoever put this together A+
You forgot about when they make zayn incredibly vein an he keeps a mirror by his side and checks his hair ever 5 seconds..
also, overuse of "hazza" and "boo-bear"; seriously, come on!
"wow omg look im at nandos, omg the boys are at nandos what a coincidence holy shit one of them is waving me over, omg we're in love now, omg look at the boys tease them cuz he --" NO.
